Monthly Archives: September 2012

A Cup of Tea

Written in the 9th month, on the 26th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Here is what happened. Last week, an old friend, who has always claimed to be a registered member of the Secret Order (although I foolishly never askedContinue Reading

Betrayed!

Written in the 9th month, on the 19th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Today I shall try my best not to succumb to Braggen’s temptations. Not only because I hope to set an example to you, my dear Slayers-in-Training, butContinue Reading

Vomiting Is Embarrassing

Written in the 9th month, on the 12th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Oh for petesake! Do you realize how embarrassed I was to have vomited in front of you last week? Well I was. I was humiliated. But humiliationContinue Reading

Bilgewater is a Big Fat Liar!

Written in the 9th month, on the 5th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! As I was saying, long ago Bilgewater bound people in its webs of lies, sucking the life right out of them! Nevertheless, back in those days, Bilgewater’sContinue Reading