Monthly Archives: October 2012

The Greatest Lie (continued)

Written in the 10th month, on the 24th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Well now, I have escaped Cringe Liver’s clutches. And I shall reveal Bilgewater’s greatest lie momentarily, but first I must prepare you for it. Guard yourself, DragonContinue Reading

The Greatest Lie

Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! I hate to ruin your day, I really do. But now is the time to tell you about the worst thing in the world that Bilgewater did, ever. First I must restate the truth about Bilgewater. The truth is this: nothing that Bilgewater says—nothing!—isContinue Reading

A Message from the Comforting Ghost

A Message from the Comforting Ghost Written in the 10th month, on the 10th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Has anyone ever betrayed your trust in such a hideous, sniveling manner as Bilgewater did to me? Why, I am readyContinue Reading

Burning with Anger

Written in the 10th month, on the 3rd day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Imagine my alarm when, upon my asking Bilgebuddy for the work he promised to produce, I discovered that not only had he done no work at all,Continue Reading