Monthly Archives: November 2012

The Greatest Lie: Revealed At Last

Written in the 11th month, on the 21st day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Bilgewater continued, “So clever is your mind, it makes you far more clever than the Mighty One, does it not? And if you are cleverer than theContinue Reading

The Greatest Lie (continued) (alas, one more time)

Written in the 11th month, on the 14th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! As I was saying, centuries ago people said, “The Mighty One alone knows why stones fall straight to the ground when dropped from third-story windows.” The keyContinue Reading

The Greatest Lie (continued) (again) (and again)

Written in the 11th month, on the 7th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Are you now ready? Have you taken up your Armor? Are you prepared to hear Bilgewater’s lie of lies? Good! It began, oh, about 200 years ago.Continue Reading

The Greatest Lie (continued) (again)

Written in the 10th month, on the 31th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! As I said, Bilgewater will use its powers to persuade you that the greatest lie of all is true! So employ your Armor immediately! Cinch the BeltContinue Reading