Monthly Archives: December 2012

The Craziest Thing about Bilgewater

Written in the 12th month, on the 5th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Do you want to know the craziest thing of all about that dung-encrusted Bilgewater? It is this (plug your ears): BILGEWATER BELIEVES IN THE MIGHTY ONE! Yes,Continue Reading

Combating the Greatest Lie

Written in the 11th month, on the 28th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Many, many otherwise intelligent people have believed Bilgewater’s greatest lie—that the Mighty One does not even exist. And that is why we Slayers of the Order mustContinue Reading