A Cup of Tea

Written in the 9th month, on the 26th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Here is what happened. Last week, an old friend, who has always claimed to be a registered member of the Secret Order (although I foolishly never askedContinue Reading

Betrayed!

Written in the 9th month, on the 19th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Today I shall try my best not to succumb to Braggen’s temptations. Not only because I hope to set an example to you, my dear Slayers-in-Training, butContinue Reading

Vomiting Is Embarrassing

Written in the 9th month, on the 12th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Oh for petesake! Do you realize how embarrassed I was to have vomited in front of you last week? Well I was. I was humiliated. But humiliationContinue Reading

Bilgewater is a Big Fat Liar!

Written in the 9th month, on the 5th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! As I was saying, long ago Bilgewater bound people in its webs of lies, sucking the life right out of them! Nevertheless, back in those days, Bilgewater’sContinue Reading

In Days Long Past

Written in the 8th month, on the 29th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! As promised, I searched the archives in the library of the Secret Order and (due to my unparalleled research abilities) managed to uncover some forgotten facts aboutContinue Reading

Attacked by Braggen—but why?!

Written in the 8th month, on the 22nd day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Last week, while finishing my letter to you, I was suddenly overwhelmed by a most rancid stench. It was Braggen, sneaking up on me again. Drat thatContinue Reading

Dragons Exist! (continued) (again)

Written in the 8th month, on the 15th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings!   Phew! I must apologize for my yelling last week. By now, if you’ve been reading my most excellent book Dragon Slayers, you have discovered that IContinue Reading

Dragons Exist! (continued)

Written in the 8th month, on the 8th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! Now, you’d think people would know such a thing, but they don’t, and I can tell you why they don’t. It’s because of the dragons themselves—and oneContinue Reading

Dragons Exist!

Written in the 8th month, on the 1st day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings! I find it odd, and you must too, that so, so, so few humans alive today know anything about dragons! Why, many people believe that dragons doContinue Reading