Written in the 12th month, on the 5th day of the month, in the year of the Chief Dragon Slayer, 2012, to new Slayers undergoing rigorous training: Greetings!
Do you want to know the craziest thing of all about that dung-encrusted Bilgewater? It is this (plug your ears): BILGEWATER BELIEVES IN THE MIGHTY ONE! Yes, it does, it really, truly does! In fact, all dragons believe in the Mighty One, all dragons know that the Mighty One exists. They have always known this great fact. Never once have they doubted it.
But Bilgewater doesn’t want you to believe in the Mighty One! And so the dragon lies to you, telling you that the Mighty One is only make-believe, telling you that you are so smart, you alone are the “mighty one.” These ideas are nothing more than putrid and revolting dragon dung!
Stand firm, my friend, behind the Shield of Faith! Wrap the Belt of Truth about your waist! Run away from the Sham Rocks!
I remain your loyal trainer,